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Activision just announced.

Next season patch notes are in. You won't believe what they're "fixing" this time.

Comedy update
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GER8LE
GER8LE
Rushing & YOLO Tactics
Proudly married to Sandwich Maker (yes, really — she keeps buying him back from the shop). Usually first to die. Blames the controller. Once reversed into his own Claymore.
Favourite Guns: Cypher 091, LR 7.62
K/D Ratio 0.61
Driving Skills 19
Sniper Skills 21
Max Kills 7
Team Player 40
Rage Quit Frequency 97
Revive Count 18
Sandwich Maker
Sandwich Maker
Sandwich Artillery & GER8LE's Wife
Wife of GER8LE (VERY married to GER8LE). Makes enough sandwiches to feed the whole lobby, then feeds the whole lobby anyway. Keeps buying her husband back from the shop called GER8LE.
Favourite Guns: Krig 6, HDR (and a sandwich in reserve)
K/D Ratio 2.31
Driving Skills 88
Sniper Skills 82
Max Kills 26
Team Player 96
Rage Quit Frequency 4
Revive Count 143
MyNameIsJohnboy
MyNameIsJohnboy
God-Tier Sniper & Cash Magnet
Sharpest shot in the squad. Banks more cash than the rest put together. Rumored to hit 720 no-scopes blindfolded.
Favourite Guns: HDR, Krig 6
K/D Ratio 2.89
Driving Skills 95
Sniper Skills 99
Max Kills 41
Team Player 98
Rage Quit Frequency 3
Revive Count 127
Snoop_Dug22
Snoop_Dug22
Engineer & Human UAV
Fixes everything. Revives everyone. Has snacks for days and the patience of a monk.
Favourite Guns: RPG-7, Krig 6
K/D Ratio 1.74
Driving Skills 87
Sniper Skills 79
Max Kills 29
Team Player 99
Rage Quit Frequency 7
Revive Count 165
WillHD95
WillHD95
Flanker (When He’s Not Lost)
Stealth expert (in his dreams). Can’t drive, can’t snipe, but always finds the nearest bush to hide in. Once flanked himself.
Favourite Guns: HDR, RPG-7, Staple Gun
K/D Ratio 0.79
Driving Skills 28
Sniper Skills 31
Max Kills 10
Team Player 49
Rage Quit Frequency 89
Revive Count 21
Noobster
Noobster
Panic Sprayer & Accidental Hero
The squad’s secret weapon: clutch when you least expect it. Always there for the revive, even if he sometimes needs directions. Gulag MVP, comic relief guaranteed.
Favourite Guns: M4A1, SMG
K/D Ratio 0.97
Driving Skills 57
Sniper Skills 22
Max Kills 8
Team Player 62
Rage Quit Frequency 33
Revive Count 45
An0nymauss
An0nymauss
Suspected Bot (Definitely Not Cheating)
Kills you before you spawn. The killcam says 'Connection Timed Out'. Could be a bot. Might be a legend. Nobody really knows.
Favourite Guns: All of them (even the ones that aren't in the game)
K/D Ratio 47.41
Driving Skills 100
Sniper Skills 100
Max Kills 112
Team Player 100
Rage Quit Frequency 0
Revive Count 212
Glint Eastwood
Glint Eastwood
Human Bodybag & Weaselly Stalker
Basically a bodybag with legs. Crap at the game, zero kills, and the squad carries him everywhere. Main skills: metal detecting and train spotting. Currently 'patrolling' near Sandwich Maker, who is VERY married to GER8LE.
Favourite Guns: Metal Detector, Train Timetable
Metal Detecting 99
Train Spotting 98
K/D Ratio 0
Driving Skills 2
Sniper Skills 1
Max Kills 0
Team Player 1
Rage Quit Frequency 0
Revive Count 0
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